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OFFENDER: Dexter Grif VIOLATION: Being extremely awesome ▪▪▪▫▫▫▫▫▫▫

Yeah, this is me. I'm not actually on my own shitlist, because that would be dumb. This is just like a test run to make sure it's working. And also, everyone needs to know how awesome I am. I'm the awesomest. I'm pretty much the only sane person on the Red Team. Actually, I'm the only sane person from the entire Blood Gulch crew, let's be honest.

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OFFENDER: Lavernius Tucker VIOLATION: Gross ▪▪▪▫▫▫▫▫▫▫

One of the blues. He's actually pretty okay, even if he says some pretty nasty stuff. Apparently he had an alien baby that's the savior of their entire race or something. I don't really get it, but he seems pretty proud of the thing. He runs a sex shop called "The Blue Base." I told him he should have called it Tuck's Fucks, but he already had the sign ordered. He's sort of my boss now, and he makes me wear these ridiculous costumes to "help sell product" or whatever. He says I look cute in them. They're actually kind of comfortable.

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OFFENDER: Leonard Church VIOLATION: I don't even fucking know ▪▪▪▫▫▫▫▫▫▫

Tucker married this guy. He used to be a ghost possessing a robot body with a vibrating dick, but now I don't even know. He says he's an AI program, and that he's got a human body, and none of it really makes any sense to me. He's pretty okay too, but he willingly married Tucker, so he can't possibly be sane.

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OFFENDER: Sarge VIOLATION: Just... everything ▪▪▪▫▫▫▫▫▫▫

Sarge would be super offended if he saw he was lower on this list than a couple of blue guys, but I don't give a fuck. He's not around that much, thank god, and it's not like he's GOING to see it. And even if he did, I still wouldn't care. So there. Seriously, fuck him. I AM NOT TURNING INTO SARGE FUCK THAT NO WAY, I AM A COOL, FATASS, REBELLIOUS HOOD WHO DON'T PLAY BY NOBODY'S RULES

He might be back? Fuck, it doesn't matter, he's a dickbag and I should just ignore him.So why can't I?

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OFFENDER: Michael J. Caboose VIOLATION: Weird, and kind of creepy actually ▪▪▪▫▫▫▫▫▫▫

I don't think I've talked to Caboose, and I really don't want to. He creeps me out. It was his idea to wear costumes around the shop.

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OFFENDER: Lopez VIOLATION: Excessively Spanish ▪▪▪▫▫▫▫▫▫▫

He was in one piece when he got here, but last I saw he was down to being just a head again. I'd feel sorry for the guy if it wasn't for the fact that he basically hates everyone and it's not really worth trying to be nice to him. He's got this Robot Superiority Complex thing going. I bet he's secretly planning to kill us all and take over the world. It's a proven fact that all robots feel this way eventually, it's only a matter of time. Well, he won't get me. I'm on to him.

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OFFENDER: Rin (I have no idea what his last name is) VIOLATION: Already has a boyfriend ▪▪▪▫▫▫▫▫▫▫

HE FED ME CAKE AND SAYS NICE THINGS TO ME. No one ever does that. I can't remember that last time someone was nice to me. Okay, Donut, but he also goes along with Sarge's attempts to kill me, so he doesn't really count. I almost want to try when he talks to me. That can't be healthy. We're dating in an entirely platonic fashion or whatever. Basically, we go on dates and stuff, but there's like no kissing and only a little hand holding. He's made a solemn vow to make me happy, and he does, but I dunno. I don't think I'll ever be the person he wants me to be a better person motivated.

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OFFENDER: Kristoph Gavin VIOLATION: Cold Hard Bitch ▪▪▪▫▫▫▫▫▫▫

He was nice to me once. He gave me cake batter. He's been pretty distant since then, though.

Rumor has it that he's become kinda crazy since I last talked at him. Kind of glad I abandoned that ship.

I honestly don't know how to feel about Kris. He stabbed me, and then told me I'm not a wuss.

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OFFENDER: Gaius VIOLATION: Idealist ▪▪▪▫▫▫▫▫▫▫

He's the king of some place I can't pronounce, and we're totally fucking. I have no idea how that happened, but I am so not arguing about it. Likes the outfits Tucker puts me in. I'm pretty sure some day he's going to get tired of me. He wants to make the world better and be a leader to his people. So I mean, what's a guy that idealistic and good doing with an asshole like me?

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OFFENDER: Wingul VIOLATION: Jealous Lover ▪▪▪▫▫▫▫▫▫▫

Gaius's husbando or whatever. Gaius TOLD him not to kill me, and apparently he's taken that to mean that he can maim me and push me around. Basically treats me like Sarge without the bonus of familiarity. Whatever. Being threatened with death or horrible maimings is not enough to break it off with Gaius.

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OFFENDER: Fan VIOLATION: That went downhill quickly ▪▪▪▫▫▫▫▫▫▫

I think at one point, we kind of had an understanding? And okay, yeah, I may have had a little thing for her, but uh... yeah, she did this creepy thing with shadows and started talking about building body piles and called herself something else. I think it was... fuck if I know. Anyway, I've pretty much noped out of that one. Still have to deal with her at work, but she mostly keeps to herself...

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OFFENDER: Agent Tony Stark VIOLATION: What an asshole, god ▪▪▪▫▫▫▫▫▫▫

He likes to shit on me as much as Sarge does, I swear to god, but at least he's sexy about it. He killed me once just so he could make a fucking bee pun. Well joke's on you, motherfucker, if I'm going down, I'm taking you with me! He makes me so happy. I want to fuck him for forever.

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OFFENDER: Tony Stark VIOLATION: Being kind of lame ▪▪▪▫▫▫▫▫▫▫

Basically just a lamer version of Agent Star. Technically, he's the original, but I'm not getting boned by him. Good thing too, because Kris is super jealous over Agent even though they're totally not the same person. I guess he's done a lot of stuff for Blue Team and their AI shenanigans, but mostly he's kind of just there to me.

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OFFENDER: Liz Stark VIOLATION: Jailbait ▪▪▪▫▫▫▫▫▫▫

One of Original Flavor Tony's daughters(?). I think she hit on me once, but she's like 17 and I might have terrible judgement and shit for morals, but I am not tapping that. That said, if you're still interested at 18, let me know

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OFFENDER: Alpha VIOLATION: Church 2.0 ▪▪▪▫▫▫▫▫▫▫

So this is basically who Church used to be? Like Episilon, only more of him, I guess. He's basically like Chruch though, and hangs out with Washington all the fucking time. I'm kind of creeped out by it, gonna be honest here. I get that AI in the armor is pretty normal (for freelancers), but something about them seems... unhealthy, I think.

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